Cats

Soo... I posted a question about the pets and housing and traveling and all that jazz on MSOS today and it got me thinking about the cats...

I do not LIKE cats.
As a matter of fact... I think I verge on DESPISING cats.

They have destroyed my curtains. They have destroyed some of the wood-trim in my house. They have destroyed my couch and my chair. They sit on my counter. They drink from my glass. They try to steal my food off my plate when I'm not looking.

If there's one absolutely, fantastic, wonderful, AMAZING thing that may come of me joining the military I can honestly say that it's the fact that we MAY have to get rid of the cats. WOOT WOOT!! YAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!! No more cleaning litter boxes, no more Twig stealing the cat food and getting sick, no more having kitties on my table and my counter and ruining my chairs and my curtains.

I am now more excited than ever about joining the Army. YAY ME!

Now... to break the news to hubby....